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سه شنبه 3 تیر 1393 :: نویسنده : مدیر وبلاگ
 بچه که بودیم مامانمون یه دمپایی داشت که

اگه تو دعوا پرت میکرد طرفت و جاخالی نمیدادی مرگ مغزی میشدی !

حالا ماماناى امروزى میخوان تنبیه کنن میگن :

آیپد جدید که اومد دیگه برات نمیخریم پسر بی تربیت ، باید با همون آیپد قبلیت بسازى …

طریقه عذرخواهی دخترها :

ببخشید ولی تقصیر خودت بود !

یکی از چالش های بزرگی که در کودکی فراروی من بود و باهاش درگیر بودم

این بود که چه جوری “فریبرز عرب‌نیا” و “ابوالفضل پور‌عرب” رو از هم تفکیک کنم !

تازه یه وقتایی فریبرز عرب نیا و فرامرز قریبیانم قاطی میکردم !

یکی از لوازم تحریرای لوکس زمان ما از این پاک کن هایی بود که

یه سرش پاک میکرد اون یکی سرش جاروووو !

حکم Apple 5 داشت …

دو نفرو سخت میشه پیدا کرد

یکی کسی که درکت کنه و دومی کسی که بدونه کجای کمرت میخاره !

ﺑﻪ ﺑﻌﻀﯿﺎﻡﺑﺎﯾﺪﮔﻔﺖ : ﺑﺒﺨﺸﯿﺪ ﻓﻬﻢ ﻣﺎ ﺩﺭ ﺣﺪ ﻧﻔﻬﻤﯿﻪ ﺷﻤﺎ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ !

شانس زنگ در بقیه رو میزنه با کله میره تو !

به ما که میرسه زنگ میزنه فرار میکنه …





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