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سه شنبه 3 تیر 1393 :: نویسنده : مدیر وبلاگ

ﯾﮑﯽ ﺍﺯﺑﺰﺭﮔﺘﺮﯾﻦﺩﻏﺪﻏﻪ ﻫﺎﯼ ﺯﻧﺪﮔﯿﻢ ﺍﯾﻨﻪ ﮐﻪ

ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﯾﮑﯽﺩﺍﺭﻩﺑﺎﻫﺎﻡ ﺣﺮﻑ میزنه ﺗﻮ ﮐﺪﻭﻡ ﭼﺸﻤﺶ ﺑﺎﯾﺪ ﻧﮕﺎﻩ ﮐﻨﻢ ؟

ﺭﺍﺳﺖ ؟

ﭼﭗ ؟

ﻭﺳﻂ ﭘﯿﺸﻮﻧﯿﺶ ؟

ﺩﻣﺎﻏﺶ ﻋﺎﯾﺎ ؟

ﻫﯿﭽﮑﺪﺍﻡ …

اوایل نمی دونستم چجوری باید ژ رو تایپ کنم

هرجا ژ لازم میشدم میرفتم توی گوگل سرچ میکردم پزمان بازغی

بعد از توی نتایج یه ژ کپی پیست می کردم !

همیشه وقتی سوار تاکسی میشم

یکی از استرسام اینه که نمیدونم وقت مناسب برای دادن کرایه کِیه ؟

تا میام کرایه بدم همش یارو داره سبقت میگیره یا میپیچه !

یه سوال …

تو تبلیغات یخچال فریزر همیشه یه کیک دست نخورده تو یخچاله

اصلا مگه همچین چیزی ممکنه ؟

چرا باید “خردل” اسم یه سس باشه اما “بزدل” یه توهین ؟

آخه بین بز و خر هم تبعیض ؟؟؟ آخه تا چه حد ؟؟؟

ﻻﮎ ﺯﺩﻥ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﺍ :

ﺩﺳﺖ ﭼﭗ ﺍﺛﺮﺍﺳﺘﺎﺩﻓﺮﺷﭽﯿﺎﻥ

ﺩﺳﺖ راست ﺳﺎﺭﺍ ۵ﺳﺎﻟﻪ ﺍﺯ ﺗﻬﺮﺍﻥ

ﻣﻦ اصولا هیچوقت ﯾﻪ ﺍﺷﺘﺒﺎﻩ ﺭﻭ ﺩﻭﺑﺎﺭ ﺗﮑﺮﺍﺭ ﻧﻤﯽ ﮐﻨﻢ

۶ ، ۷ ﺑﺎﺭﺗﮑﺮﺍﺭﻣﯽ ﮐﻨﻢ ﮐﻪ مطمئن ﺷﻢ قشنگ ﺭی…ﻡ !





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