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سه شنبه 3 تیر 1393 :: نویسنده : مدیر وبلاگ

انصافا تخمه آفتابگردون

به مراتب با نظم ترتیب بیشتری نسبت به انار یک جا نشسته

حیف که استعدادش به چش نیومده

ﺑﻪ ﮐﺎﻓﻪ ﭼﯽ ﮔﻔﺘﻢﻫﻤﺎﻥ ﻫﻤﯿﺸﮕﯽ

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ﺯﺭ ﻧﺰﻥ ﺑﺎﺑﺎﺍﯾﻨﺠﺎ یه ﻫﻔﺘﺲ ﺍﻓﺘﺘﺎﺡ ﺷﺪﻩ

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